My name is Kenzie. I'm lame and I like pizza.
Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going
My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe
I wasn’t kidding…
dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper
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Sugar Skulls by Snow Violent
A series of skull-and-bones shaped sugar cubes that make a spooky addition to any hot beverage.
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if you look at Jared Padaleckis body you’d expect him to be some tough dude who’s serious and all
BUT
NO
HE’S ACTUALLY A 5 YEAR OLD
HOW THE FUCK
DOES THIS EVEN WORK
tHIS MAN HAS A WIFE AND CHILD AND HE STILL ACTS LIKE THIS
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